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Retard survives 3 weeks in desert

Discussion in 'News' started by Harpoons, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. Harpoons Legitimate Doctor

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18833812
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  2. Atomic_Joe Joevahkiin

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    Shit, what a dumbfuck. "Oh, how could you say that, he has autism!" Yeah, that's pretty fuckin' obvious, ain't it? When you send autistics into the desert, you're supposed to make sure they can't get back.
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  3. CallMeMaggot Girlvinyl

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    Meh, what proper desert has a river?

    Maybe it is a retarded desert...
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  4. ExplosiveDiareah Faggot

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    He survived by drinking his own piss and eating his own shit.
    That's what happened.
    other people would rather die, and hence do.

    Antartica is a desert.
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  5. CallMeMaggot Girlvinyl

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    And it has almost no rivers, and the few it has are meltwater streams, not proper rivers due to local precipitations.

    The Nile would have been a better example of a river crossing a desert...but that's because it's long as fuck, its sources are pretty far, so that's cheating...:derp:
  6. ExplosiveDiareah Faggot

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    Rivers do not define a desert,
    lack of rainfall does.
    So as long as the river "cheats" it's all good.

    As that black towelhead from Pitch Black Bunghole said "Every desert has water"
    whether it be springs, well, river, oasis, billabong, blood piss or shit.
    There is water.
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    He should of crossed texas desert,the turtles would of eaten him.
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    His last name is LaFever.

    And he crossed a desert.

    (insert lame heat related pun here)
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    looks perfectly sane to me
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    Perhaps my eyes are suddenly failing me, but...that's a guy?
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  12. PerpetuallyAroused Girlvinyl

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    I think he's one of @Trixie 's kids it seems consistent with her level of care.
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  13. Sugar Bombs Creeper

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    Durhsert.
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  14. PerpetuallyAroused Girlvinyl

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    says the woman who cuts her hair using a punchbowl.
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  15. Sugar Bombs Creeper

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  16. PerpetuallyAroused Girlvinyl

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    and i can only imagine that you get that shade from soaking your hair in fruit punch
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  17. Sugar Bombs Creeper

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    Thread title is misleading.
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    What the hell... why would you need special training for that? If you can't save them the same way you save normal people, you probably shouldn't save them at all.
  20. BizarrePsycho EDF Elite

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    Never mind, this quote is better.

    Wouldn't anyone in a desert be attracted to water. I can't stop fucking laughing about how stupid this statement is.

    Regardless, I present a counter argument to this theory.
    [IMG]
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